The truth is, I was afraid to stop. That rheumatic knee of mine got worse and worse. Every downward step plunged it into a kettle of hot agony. It creaked so loud I couldn’t hear the birds sing. It went back and forth through sheer force of habit, and I knew that if ever I interrupted its rhythmic routine to rest, I’d never get it started again.
So on and on I walked, through an eternity, and it was close to noon when suddenly the forest-roofed trail broke out into the open, and some cars were sitting around, and I knew here was the end of the rainbow. The Great Walker had made it home. He collapsed on a rock.
Now my Cleveland friends should have been no more than five minutes behind. But time passed. And more time. And they didn’t come. Finally I got to worrying, and thinking of bears or snakes or broken legs.
At last—three-quarters of an hour behind me—they came, limping and halt.
Mr. Wilson’s toes somehow had got all mixed up with each other, and wound up a mass of blood inside his boots. And Mr. Liggett discovered he had some muscles that hadn’t been used since he was marching down roads in France in 1918. We were, as they say in the South, a “sorry” trio.
It is with a breaking heart that I recount this, for I believe Mr. Wilson intends to tell some heroic story about it around Cleveland. But I say this is a democracy, and if my own frail knee must suffer the cruel scrutiny of the public spotlight, then Mr. Wilson’s torn toes shall not hide in privacy.
BID ADIEU
We bid each other a hikers’ adieu. My Cleveland friends started right home. Personally I’m not at all sure of them, even though Mr. Wilson is a rugged pioneer. If they do not return soon, I hope The Cleveland Press will send out an expedition.
As for me—well, don’t you worry about me, folks, I’m safe and happy right here in bed with a hot pad around my knee. If anybody should care to hire me to pack something back up the mountain tomorrow, I’ll consider it for a million dollars. Not very seriously, though.