And as they crept on hands and knees,
In Land No Man may own,
Their stomachs struck the dew-wet grass
With never sound or moan.
(The reason being that the Boche,
On selfsame errand set,
Were creeping hitherward unseen—
And likewise mad and wet.)
’Twas then the detail turned their heads
To where their captain lay,
And every rifle in that squad
Was pointed straight his way.
And he? He running true to form,
Two inches raised his chin,
And spouted German volubly
In accents clear and thin.
Click, click, click, click, click, down the line
Each safety-catch turned o’er,
But the captain did not hesitate,
And merely talked the more.
In conversation friendly
He rambled gently on
Unto the Boches’ leader,
Till it was nearly dawn.
The while his men they “covered” him—
The while their hearts grew black—
And you could feel the trigger fingers
Squeezing up the slack.
Just what the purport of his last
Remark was, no one knew,
But in a burst of confidence
A Boche head rose in view. . . .
Across the four-fold stillness
That covers No Man’s Land,
An automatic pistol shot
Rang clear and piercing and
The next day German papers told
How Captain Skunk von Skee
Was killed by a Yankee captain,
And Yankee treachery.