Excepting that of bursting shells
Across the field a way,
(But as I said before, the Boche
Is very given to play).
All innocent and hungry-like
And empty to the core,
I came upon that buzzy-cart,
With never thought of war.
More calm, beneficent and mild—
More free from things of strife—
I promise you I never was
In all my mortal life.
The air was fair, the stars were out,
The mocking-bird sang clear;
The poppies bloomed, the sergeants fumed,
And food was very near.
When suddenly the ground gave way—
It seemed a mile or more—
And the whole adjacent landscape leapt
To heaven with a soar.
Earth, rocks and stars commingling
In a swirling mass arose,
Where I, recumbent in the hole,
Assumed an easy pose.
And when I found that I was there—
Both arms, both legs, and head,
I picked me up and cogitated
Why I wasn’t dead.
For information looked I ’round
North, south and east and west—
But the good platoon had up and cleared
Some several feet with zest.
(And the strangest phase of the whole strange thing,
For me to understand,
Was that when I got up I had
My mess-kit in my hand.)
And there I stood and gazed me down
Upon the hole and mud,
And found I was alive because
That blamed shell was a “dud.”