Somebody's went an' throwed it down,—

It's the same with my books each day,

My bat an' ball, my mittens an' all,

Though I'm sure I put 'em away.

But I tell you this: if I ever find

Who that meddlesome "somebody" is,

I'll rout 'im, an' scout 'im, an' all that's about 'im,

I'll learn 'im to mind his biz.

[THE HERO OF EVERY-DAY LIFE.]