Or on a reef gets wrecked,

He never gets his pay increased;

Most likely he’ll be checked.

And so we sail the briny deep,

Two live ones and a dud,

The lighter-than-air, the heavier-than-air—

And the poor old thicker-than-mud.

I glanced up to find a smile on the commandant’s lips.

“I found it in the desk here,” he said, “after I had taken over from Christy.”

We had visited the Wright in the summer of 1922 after ferrying some F-5-L’s down from Philadelphia and someone must have lifted the masterpiece from the bulletin board.