IS MY HAT ON STRAIGHT
Here I am. Yes, I am the father of those four fine kittens.
They are such beautiful kittens their mother does not even tie ribbons around their necks.
I am glad of that, for I do not like ribbons.
I must go now and take them all to the Queen’s palace. I am sure they will be the handsomest kittens there.
I suppose I shall have to push their carriage.
Come, mother, let us be off. Are my whiskers stiff? Is my hat on straight?
