HOW MUCH DO I WEIGH?
THE PARTY
Attention, kittens and cats! The clock strikes one. The Queen’s party has begun.
I am the Commanding Officer of the palace. Attention to what I have to say!
Our Queen bids you welcome.
She waits for you in her throne room.
As you each pass in you must salute her and recite for her a cat tale, a rat tale, or some other tale, long or short, true or not.
But no fears or tears, for our Queen has a fine dinner in her grand dining-room for all brave kittens and cats.