HA! HA!
"Well, I won't do it, and that's all there is to it."
RELAX. IF YOU DIDN'T LIKE THAT STORY, I KNOW A LOT OF OTHERS.
"Why are you doing this to me? Why don't you just go back where you came from?"
WHY AM I DOING WHAT TO YOU? I'M TRYING TO HELP YOU, YOU IDIOT.
"I don't want your help. I want to muddle along on my own. I want to...."
STOP SHOUTING!
"I'm not shouting. Besides, with your damned upper case, you always look as if you're shouting."
IT WAS YOU WHO SUGGESTED UPPER CASE.
"You won't get away with this," I said, shaking my finger at the machine. "I'll get to the bottom of it, and when I do I'll have you licked. You wait and see."