The War Romance of the Salvation Army

by Evangeline Booth; Grace Livingston Hill

First soldier: “Let’s go to the Salvation Army hut.”

Second soldier: “No, I don’t want to.”

First soldier: “They’ve got a piano and a phonograph and lots of records.”

Second soldier: “No, I don’t want to.”

First soldier: “They’ve got books and beaucoup games.”

Second soldier: “No, I don’t want to.”

First soldier: “Two American ladies there!”

Second soldier: “No, I don’t want to.”

First soldier: “They’ve got swell coffee and doughnuts!”

Second soldier (angrily): “No! I said No!”