“Patterson, where were you?”

“Eating my tea.”

“You’re always ‘eating your tea.’ I wonder how you manage the feat. It’s one beyond my wit.”

“Yes, ma’am. I dare say it is.”

“Patterson, you are impertinent.”

“Not meanin’ it, ma’am, I’m sure.”

“No. You never do mean anything. That’s the worst of you. If I hadn’t grown so accustomed to you—You know what would happen, I reckon.”

“Yes, ma’am. You’ve often told me,” answered the maid, still undisturbed.

“Well, I generally do mean something. Just now, it’s something which, probably, will astonish even you—if that is possible.”

“Yes, ma’am. I think I could be astonished if I tried.”