Kitty. I hope not, sir. I can sing quite well; at least so my papa says. Shall I sing for you?
O’Rourke. Yis, sing to me.
Kitty. What shall I sing?
O’Rourke. Oh, Oi don’t, care; anything but “Marguerite.”
Kitty. Well then, how would you like to hear “The Song That Reached My Heart?”
O’Rourke. Oh, don’t do that, don’t do that. Oi’ve got the toothache.
Kitty. You are hard to please, sir; but if you do not care to hear the song that reached my heart, I will sing you one of my own composition, written upon a theme which is nearest my heart, “The Pleasure of Catching a Man.”
Kitty sings
THE PLEASURE OF CATCHING A MAN.
Music, “McSarley’s Most Elegant Twins.”