Second S. (decisively). Well, I've never happened to meet them!
First S. There are husbands who're always polite to their wives.
Second S. Of course—if their better halves beat them!
First S. Some tradesmen have consciences, so I've heard said;
Their provisions are never adulteratèd,
But they treat all their customers fairly instead.
Second S. 'Cause they don't find it answer to cheat them!
Refrain.
First S. What?
Second S. { No,—They're none of 'em at bottom any better than the rest.
Second S. I'm speaking from experience, and I know.
If you could put a window-pane in everybody's breast
You'd see on all the hearts was written—"Rhino!"
Third Verse.