Peter. The agony decidedly abates,
And I can almost bear a boot again.

Emily. Then I die happy!... Kiss me, Peter ... ah!

[Dies.

Peter. In peace she passed away. I'm glad of that,
Although that peace was purchased by a lie.
I shall not bear a boot for many days!
Thus ends our wedding morn, and she, poor child,
Has paid the penalty of heedlessness!

[Curtain falls, whereupon, unless Mr. Punch is greatly mistaken, there will not be a dry eye in the house.


v.—BRUNETTE AND BLANCHIDINE.

A MELODRAMATIC DIDACTIC VAUDEVILLE.

Suggested by "The Wooden Doll and the Wax Doll," by the Misses Jane and Ann Taylor.