But you haven't told us yet what it is.

Horace.

Haven't I? Oh, well, it's a sort of metal jar. Brass, the auctioneer said it was.

Professor Futvoye.

Tchah! Some modern bazaar trash!

Horace.

It doesn't look modern. I left it downstairs to be cleaned. [Going to door right of fireplace.] I'll go and bring it up.

[He goes out.

Professor Futvoye.

[Furious.] I've no patience with the fellow! Squandering his sovereigns like this on worthless rubbish!