[Going to arch down on right.] I expect it's through here.

[As he goes out, Rapkin enters from the arch on left of central arch. He is respectably dressed—type of elderly retired butler; just now he is slightly and solemnly fuddled.

Mrs. Rapkin.

William, this is a pretty state o' things!

Rapkin.

What's marrer, M'rire? I'm all ri'. On'y bin a-improvin' o' my mind in Public Libery.

Mrs. Rapkin.

Public Libery, indeed! You and your Public Libery.

Rapkin.

It's pos'tive fac'. Bin p'rusin' En-ensicklypejia Britannia.