Another Damsel (in a peacock-blue hat with orange pompons). See that nekked young man on the big 'orse, Alf? It says "Castor" on the stand. 'Oo was 'e?
Alf. Oh, I d' know. I dessay it'll be 'im as invented the Castor Ile.
The Damsel (disgusted). Fancy their puttin' up a monument to 'im!
Superior 'Arry (talking Musichalls to his Adored One). 'Ave you 'eard her sing "Come where the Booze is Cheapest?"
The Adored. Lots o' toimes. I do like 'er singing. She mykes sech comical soigns—and then the things she sez! But I've 'eard she's very common in her tork, and that—orf the styge.
The S. A. I shouldn't wonder. Some on 'em are that way. You can't 'ave everythink!
His Adored. No, it is a pity, though. 'Spose we go out, and pl'y Kiss in the Ring? [They do.
AMONG THE ETHNOLOGICAL MODELS.
Wife of British Workman (spelling out placard under Hottentot Group). "It is extremely probable that this interesting race will be completely exterminated at no very distant period." Pore things!
British Workman (with philosophy). Well, I sha'n't go inter mournin' for 'em, Sairer!