| Sayings for Sundays. | 1 Vol. |
| Mysteries for Mondays. | do. |
| Tales for Tuesdays. | do. |
| Wit for Wednesdays. | |
| Themes for Thursdays. | |
| Fun for Fridays. | |
| Sonnets for Saturdays. | |
And then, all, in a monthly volume, as Medleys for the Month. I distinctly see Popgood and Groolly's rapid and colossal fortune. Then there'd be a quarterly. Why not Quarterly Quips? No, this is not sufficiently general. [N.B. Joke by a man on a treadmill might be termed a Quip on a Crank.]
Happy Thought.—Quantity and Quality, a Quarterly Quintessence. Quips, Quiddities, Quibbles, and Quirks, by . . . dear me, I want to say “ready writers”—that's the style of nom de plume required.
Plume is suggestive. I have it.
Happy Thought.—“Quick Quills.” Popgood's advertisement will say, “The above Quarterly by Quick Quills.”
Now I'll begin.
Knock at the door. Mr. Orby Frimmely wants to know if I will stroll out with him and meet the Signor returning.
With pleasure. Leave the sayings for another Sunday.
We stroll.
