That may serve you as a warning, and may while an hour away.

When I was young and hearty, I took a reading party

(“Hear, hear!” from the audience)

To study in America one summer long ago;

And while out there we tarried, I went—and—I got married,

And what that is, my bachelors, you very little know.

But upon that little portion of my most unhappy tale,

Will you kindly, will you kindly draw a veil, draw a veil?

Chorus.—Draw a veil! draw a veil!

“But oh! when I reflected that I should be expected