The Young Man: (Helpfully) Water’s no good for fits.

Julie: Fits! Who said anything about fits!

The Young Man: You said something about a cat jumping.

Julie: (Decidedly) I did not!

The Young Man: Well, we can talk it over later, Are you ready to go out? Or do you still feel that if you go with me just now everybody will gossip?

Julie: (Smiling) Gossip! Would they? It’d be more than gossip—it’d be a regular scandal.

The Young Man: Here, you’re going it a little strong. Your family might be somewhat disgruntled—but to the pure all things are suggestive. No one else would even give it a thought, except a few old women. Come on.

Julie: You don’t know what you ask.

The Young Man: Do you imagine we’d have a crowd following us?

Julie: A crowd? There’d be a special, all-steel, buffet train leaving New York hourly.