BY F. SCOTT FITZGERALD
| Novels |
| THIS SIDE OF PARADISE |
| THE BEAUTIFUL AND DAMNED |
| Stories |
| FLAPPERS AND PHILOSOPHERS |
| TALES OF THE JAZZ AGE |
| And a Comedy |
| THE VEGETABLE |
THE VEGETABLE
THE VEGETABLE
or
from President to postman
By
F. SCOTT FITZGERALD
“Any man who doesn’t want to get on in the
world, to make a million dollars, and maybe even
park his toothbrush in White House, hasn’t
got as much to him as a good dog has—he’s
nothing more or less than a vegetable.”
—From a Current Magazine.