BY F. SCOTT FITZGERALD

Novels
THIS SIDE OF PARADISE
THE BEAUTIFUL AND DAMNED
Stories
FLAPPERS AND PHILOSOPHERS
TALES OF THE JAZZ AGE
And a Comedy
THE VEGETABLE

THE VEGETABLE

THE VEGETABLE
or
from President to postman


By
F. SCOTT FITZGERALD

Any man who doesn’t want to get on in the
world, to make a million dollars, and maybe even
park his toothbrush in White House, hasn’t
got as much to him as a good dog has—he’s
nothing more or less than a vegetable.

From a Current Magazine.