Just at this point, when Jerry seems to have triumphed all around, there is the noise of a fife and drum outside, and General Pushing marches in, followed by his musical escort. The General is in a state of great excitement.
General Pushing. Mr. President, I am here on the nation’s business!
The Senators. Hurrah!
General Pushing. War must be declared!
The Senators. Hurrah!
Jerry. Who is the enemy?
General Pushing. The enemy is the nation of Irish Poland!
All eyes are now turned upon Snooks, who looks considerably alarmed.
General Pushing [raising his voice]. On to the Buzzard Islands!
The Senators. Hurrah! Hurrah! Down with Irish Poland!