Charlotte [abruptly]. Good morning, Mr. Jones. Has everything gone to pieces?

Mr. Jones looks her over in some surprise.

Jones [apologetically]. Well, perhaps the petticoat—

Charlotte [a little stiffly]. I didn’t mention myself, I don’t think, Mr. Jones. I meant all my husband’s public affairs.

Jones. He’s been in his office all morning, Mrs. Frost. There are a lot of people waiting to see him.

Charlotte. [She’s relieved.] I heard them calling an extra, and I thought maybe everything had gone to pieces.

Jones. No, Mrs. Frost, the President hasn’t made any bad mistake for some time now. Of course, a lot of people objected when he appointed his father Secretary of the Treasury; his father’s being so old——

Charlotte. Well, I’ve had to stand for his family all my life—so I guess the country can. [Confidentially.]

Jones [a little embarrassed]. I see you’ve been shopping.

Charlotte. I’ve been buying some things for my sister’s wedding reception this afternoon.