Doris. It wouldn’t matter. We’ll be kicked out, anyways.
Charlotte. Has Dada been drinking?
Doris. Worse than that. Some woman’s got ahold of him.
Charlotte. Don’t let him go till I come down. I can handle him.
Mr. Jones comes out.
Dada [impressively]. I think the world is coming to an end at three o’clock.
Doris [wildly]. We’ve got a maniac here. Go get some rope.
Mr. Jones [in horror]. Are you going to hang him?
Out rushes Charlotte.
Dada. The United States was the wealthiest country in all the world. It’s easier for a camel to pass through a needle’s eye than for a wealthy man to enter heaven.