“It might lead to summat”: that’s (as Shakespeare said) the rub!

So I’m not going to tell you, anyway not yet,

If the elvers are eels,

White baby eels,

Tiny shiny eels,

Caught with a net—

Or another quite separate wriggly kind of grub,

For I’ve seen more fights over that outside a pub

Than ever you saw at Barton Fair when Joe

The brown gipsy man,