(To angels) of the matters that amused you

In this bitter-sweet of life,

And we who keep its strife,

Take comfort in the thought how God has used you.

BALLAD OF ARMY PAY

In general, if you want a man to do a dangerous job:—

Say, swim the Channel, climb St. Paul’s, or break into and rob

The Bank of England, why, you find his wages must be higher

Than if you merely wanted him to light the kitchen fire.

But in the British Army, it’s just the other way,