Fatting un up and priding in un, see,
And spent a yup o’ money—food so dear!
I wish ’twer ’e;
I’d liefer our fat pig had died than she.”
5. A RIVER, A PIG, AND BRAINS
Last fall, to sell his oldest perry,
Old Willum Fry did cross the ferry,
And thur inside of an old sty
’A seed a leanish pig did lie:
A rakish, active beast ’a was