She crawled up against me, her hands clinging to my arm. She said, “Pull off to the side of the road and kiss me.”

I pulled off to the side of the road and kissed her. It was quite a kiss.

Ahead, on the right, I saw the neon sign, ‘KOZY DELL SLUMBER COURT’ and down underneath it a sign that said, ‘Vacancy’.

“Drive on slow,” she said.

I drove on.

“Stop the car,” she commanded. “Right here.”

“What’s the matter?”

“I don’t feel well. I’m... Oh, Donald, I’m so lonesome, and I’m afraid I’m going to have a horrible hangover tomorrow. Drive off the road,” she said. “Here, drive in here.”

“That’s an auto court.”

“Well?” she asked.