There was a Sunday paper on the table. I’d already seen all of it that interested me, mostly about the mess out at the KOZY DELL SLUMBER COURT, but I thought it was a good time to appear nonchalant. I picked up the paper and said, “Don’t let me interfere with your bath. Go ahead and get your clothes on.”

“Get out!” she said.

I lowered the paper and looked up over the top of it with mild surprise registered on my face.

“What’s that?”

“You heard what I said. Get out!”

“But I want to see you.”

“Get out. I thought you were…”

“Yes?” I asked as she hesitated.

“Who are you?”

I said, “Didn’t you want a detective agency to shadow...?”