“It could be done,” I said, knocking the billiard balls around.

He moved closer. “There’s someone else on whom you’ve made a favourable impression, Lam.”

“Indeed?”

“Yes. Mrs. Ashbury.”

I said, “She told me she’d like to take off a little weight after her blood pressure got back to normal.”

He lowered his voice. “Did it ever strike you there’s something a little strange about the way her blood pressure started to mount and she started to put on weight immediately after she married Ashbury?”

I said, “Lots of women keep on a diet while they’re husband-hunting, and then as soon as they marry, settle back—”

His face grew purple. “That’s not what I meant at all,” he snapped.

I said, “I’m sorry.”

“If you knew Mrs. Ashbury, you’d realise how utterly uncalled for such a statement is, how far it’s removed iron the real facts.”