“The Bertha Cool you’ve been talking about?”

“Yes.”

“Do you think she’ll like me?”

“No.”

“Why?”

“She doesn’t like good-looking young women — particularly when she thinks I do.”

“Why? Afraid she’s going to lose you?”

“Just on principle,” I said. “She probably doesn’t have any reason.”

“Do we — that is, register under our own names?”

“No.”