“Now if you want it.”

“I want it now.”

I was escorted into a back room and relieved of my clothes. They gave me the works — and passed me.

“How much time do you want to get your business straightened up?”

“Twenty-four hours?” I asked.

“Okay. Be back here at one o’clock Tuesday afternoon, ready to go.”

I told him I’d be there, and drove up to the agency office. Bertha was fuming with impatience.

“Where the hell have you been?” she demanded.

“I was in a couple of times during the morning, but you weren’t here, so I had to go ahead on my own.”

Her eyes were snapping. “What have you been doing now, wrecking the business, I suppose?”