M——;: "How is everyone at home, Sammy?"
S——: "Pretty fair, thank you."
M——: "Anything exciting happen in Green Hill lately, Sammy?"
S——: "Nothin' in perticular, Miss Mavis."
Here Sarah made a remark.
"Why, Sammy, you told me yourself, not ten minutes back, that your folks found old man Thomas hanging to the rafters of his own barn this morning!"
Sammy, in deep disgust, "Oh, him!"
Sarah, sharply, "Suppose you think a hanging aint nothing worth mentioning, Sammy!"
To which the youth, defensively,