“Mr. Stubbs is earnestly requested to call and settle the above bill at his earliest convenience.”

With a dolorous whine, this same young man deplores (in public) his inability to indulge in the luxury of a wife, “owing to the extravagant habits of the young ladies of the present day.” I take this occasion to submit to public inspection a little bit of paper found in the vest pocket of this fumigated, cork-screwed, pantalooned humbug, by his washerwoman:

New York, October 1st, 1853.

Mr. Thaddeus Theophilus Stubbs,

To Juan Fumigo,

To Segars for Sept., 1853

Dr.
To 12 Riohondas, at 6d.75
3—To 12 Los Tres Castillos, at 6d.75
To 12 La Nicotiana, at 6d.75
4—(Sunday—for Segars for a party) 10 Palmettoes, 10 Esculapios, 12 La Sultanos, 12 El Crusados, 20 Norriegos, 16 L’Alhambros, at 4c.3 20
6—To 50 L’Ambrosias, at 4c.2 00
10—To 30 Cubanos, at 8c.2 40
12—To 50 Londres, at 4c.2 00
15—To 30 Jenny Linds, (for concert party,) at 8c.2 40
24—To 50 Figaros, (for party to see Uncle Tom, at the National,) at 8c.4 00
26—To 100 Mencegaros, (for party of country relations and friends,) at 2c.2 00
30—To 40 Imperial Regalias, at 1s.5 00
$26 25

Received Payment,

(Mr. Stubbs is earnestly requested to call and settle the above at his earliest convenience. J. F.)