"Hey, Monsieur Fouché!"
"Don't advertise me so publicly, Japix."
"Pooh! no one here knows Fouché. They think he's a Chinese."
"It's best to be on the safe side, anyhow."
"Very well, Mr. Rixton."
"That's better. I say, Doctor, do you believe in patent medicines?"
"No," roared Japix, indignantly, "I don't."
"But I've been advised to take Spolger's Soother."
"Then don't take it. Who advised you?"
"A lady."