"Put Freddy on it, dear. He's getting too stout. I never thought that gluttony was a crime. But when I look at Freddy"—checking her speech, she spread out her hands with an ineffable look—"I'm glad that Noel is coming," she ended, rather daringly. "At least he will be more interesting than any of these frivolous people you have collected."
Lady Garvington looked at her anxiously. "You don't mind Noel coming?"
"No, dear. Why should I?"
"Well you see, Agnes, I fancied—"
"Don't fancy anything. Noel and I entirely understand one another."
"I hope," blurted out the other woman, "that it is a right understanding?"
Agnes winced, and looked at her with enforced composure. "I am devoted to my husband," she said, with emphasis. "And I have every reason to be. He has kept his part of the bargain, so I keep mine. But," she added with a pale smile, "when I think how I sold myself to keep up the credit of the family, and now see Freddy entertaining this riff-raff, I am sorry that I did not marry Noel, whom I loved so dearly."
"That would have meant our ruin," bleated Lady Garvington, sadly.
"Your ruin is only delayed, Jane. Freddy is a weak, self-indulgent fool, and is eating his way into the next world. It will be a happy day for you when an apoplectic fit makes you a widow."
"My dear," the wife was shocked, "he is your brother."