"Yes, I know she will," retorted Tommy, imperturbably; "but she's asleep and I'm awake, very much so. I say, Mrs. Belswin, where's Kaituna?"

"I think she's walking on the lawn with Mr. Maxwell."

"As a chaperon you should hunt them out," said Miss Valpy, mischievously.

"Suppose I give the same advice to your mother," replied Mrs. Belswin, dryly.

"Don't," said Toby, in mock horror; "as you are strong be merciful."

"Certainly, if you sing something."

"What shall I sing?"

"Anything," said Tommy, sitting down, "except that new style of song, all chords and no tune."

Toby laughed mischievously and began to sing--

"If I mashed her would she kiss me?