Press of George H. Ellis, Boston, U.S.A.

TO
SIR GEORGE NEWNES, BART.
MESSRS. GEORGE ROUTLEDGE & SONS LIMITED
AND OTHER PUBLISHERS WHO, UNINVITED, PRESENTED
MR. DOOLEY TO A PART OF THE BRITISH PUBLIC


PREFACE.

The author may excuse the presentation of these sketches to the public on the ground that, if he did not publish some of them, somebody would, and, if he did not publish the others, nobody would. He has taken the liberty to dedicate the book to certain enterprising gentlemen in London who have displayed their devotion to a sentiment now widely prevailing in the Music Halls by republishing an American book without solicitation on the author's part. At the same time he begs to reserve in petto a second dedication to the people of Archey Road, whose secluded gayety he has attempted to discover to the world.

With the sketches that come properly under the title "Mr. Dooley: In the Hearts of His Countrymen" are printed a number that do not. It has seemed impossible to a man who is not a Frenchman, and who is, therefore, tremendously excited over the case, to avoid discussion of the Jabberwocky of the Rennes court-martial as it is reported in America and England. Mr. Dooley cannot lag behind his fellow Anglo-Saxons in this matter. It is sincerely to be hoped that his small contribution to the literature of the subject will at last open the eyes of France to the necessity of conducting her trials, parliamentary sessions, revolutions, and other debates in a language more generally understood in New York and London.

F.P.D.
DUBLIN, August 30, 1899.


CONTENTS.

PAGE
[EXPANSION]3
[A HERO WHO WORKED OVERTIME]8
[RUDYARD KIPLING]13
[LORD CHARLES BERESFORD]18
[HANGING ALDERMEN]23
[THE GRIP]30
[LEXOW]35
[THEIR EXCELLENCIES, THE POLICE]41
[SHAUGHNESSY]45
[TIMES PAST]50
[THE SKIRTS OF CHANCE]56
[WHEN THE TRUST IS AT WORK]61
[A BRAND FROM THE BURNING]66
[A WINTER NIGHT]72
[THE BLUE AND THE GRAY]76
[THE TRAGEDY OF THE AGITATOR]82
[BOYNE WATER AND BAD BLOOD]85
[THE FREEDOM PICNIC]92
[THE IDLE APPRENTICE]96
[THE O'BRIENS FOREVER]101
[A CANDIDATE'S PILLORY]107
[THE DAY AFTER THE VICTORY]113
[A VISIT TO JEKYL ISLAND]119
[SLAVIN CONTRA WAGNER]125
[GRAND OPERA]130
[THE CHURCH FAIR]135
[THE WANDERERS]139
[MAKING A CABINET]143
[OLD AGE]149
[THE DIVIDED SKIRT]154
[A BIT OF HISTORY]158
[THE RULING CLASS]165
[THE OPTIMIST]170
[PROSPERITY]175
[THE GREAT HOT SPELL]180
[KEEPING LENT]185
[THE QUICK AND THE DEAD]190
[THE SOFT SPOT]196
[THE IRISHMAN ABROAD]202
[THE SERENADE]206
[THE HAY FLEET]210
[THE PERFORMANCES OF LIEUTENANT HOBSON]216
[THE DECLINE OF NATIONAL FEELING]222
["CYRANO DE BERGERAC"]228
[THE UNION OF TWO GREAT FORTUNES]234
[THE DREYFUS CASE:]
[ I.]240
[ II.]249
[ III.]259
[ IV.]268
[ V.]276