'Tis no job to find out who wrote an anonymous letter. Jus' look out iv th' window whin ye get it. 'Tis harder to do evil thin good be stealth.
A German's idee iv Hivin is painted blue an' has cast-iron dogs on th' lawn.
No man was iver so low as to have rayspict f'r his brother-in-law.
Th' modhren idee iv governmint is 'Snub th' people, buy th' people, jaw th' people.'
I wisht I was a German an' believed in machinery.