Some day th' Ph'lippeens 'll be known as th' Standard Isles iv th' Passyfic.
A woman's sinse iv humor is in her husband's name.
Most women ought niver to look back if they want a following.
If ye dhrink befure siven ye'll cry befure iliven.
A man that'd expict to thrain lobsters to fly in a year is called a loonytic; but a man that thinks men can be tur-rned into angels be an iliction is called a rayformer an' remains at large.