If men cud on'y enjye th' wealth an' position th' newspapers give thim whin they're undher arrest! Don't anny but prominent clubman iver elope or embezzle?
Miditation is a gift con-fined to unknown philosophers an' cows. Others don't begin to think till they begin to talk or write.
A good manny people r-read th' ol' sayin' “Larceny is th' sincerest form iv flatthry.”
Tis a good thing th' fun'ral sermons ar-re not composed in th' confissional.
Most vigitaryans I iver see looked enough like their food to be classed as cannybals.