HE
Do you suppose anyone is likely to come this way?
SHE
No.
HE (speculatively)
Your husband is probably still in the portrait gallery....
SHE
My husband! (Drawing away) What do you mean? (Thoroughly awake now) You didn't think—? (She jumps up and laughs convulsively) He thought poor old Tubby was my husband!!
HE
(staring up at her bewildered) Why, isn't he your husband?