Just because you saw me with him? How ridiculous!
HE
It was a silly mistake. But—the things you said! You spoke so—realistically—about marriage.
SHE
It was your marriage I was speaking about. (With hasty compunction) Oh, I beg your—
HE
My marriage! (He rises) Good heavens! And to whom, pray, did you think I was married? (A light dawning) To Maria? Why, Maria is my aunt!
SHE
Yes—of course. How stupid of me.
HE