HE (hesitantly)
Why did you put Socialism in?
SHE
Oh, just for fun. You aren't a Socialist, are you?
HE
Yes. (Earnestly) Do you know what Socialism is?
SHE (innocently)
It's the same thing as Anarchy, isn't it?
HE (gently)
No. At least not my kind. I believe in municipal ownership of street cars, and all that sort of thing. I'll give you some books to read.