HE

(with great decision) Well—I won't learn to dance. You might as well know that to begin with.

SHE

And I won't read your old books on Socialism. You might as well know that to begin with!

HE

Come, come! This will never do. You see, my dear, it's simply that I can't dance, and there's no use for me to try to learn.

SHE

Anybody can learn. I've made expert dancers out of the awkwardest men!

HE