“Waiter, bring me a whisky-and-soda, please.”
“I’m not a waiter, confound you!”
“Oh, right-o—then don’t trouble.”
Prospective Purchaser: “And why do your advertisements say that yours is essentially the car for the owner-driver?”
Salesman (under notice to leave): “Because no self-respecting chauffeur will condescend to be seen in one.”