Thou’dst no delight in Scripture facts,

No joy in Gospels or in Acts:

Thou setted’st small store by such things,

As Apostolic journeyings.

Ah! Bandy, if the Apostle Paul

Had only been a cricket ball!

Queer little dog, I see thee yet,

Panting behind the cricket net:

Thy every fibre quivering

To touch that flying leathery thing,