Foro. You should have forty in a morning beleaguer my closet, and strive who should be cozen'd first, amongst four-score love-sick waiting women that has come to me in a morning to learn what fortune should betide them in their first marriage, I have found above 94 to have lost their maiden-heads.
Clow. By their own confession, but I was fain to be your male midwife, and work it out of them by circumstance.
Foro. Thou wast, and yet for all this frequent resort of women and thy hand[l]ing of their urinals and their cases, thou art not given to lechery, what should be the reason of it? thou hast wholsome flesh enough about thee; me thinks the divell should tempt thee to't.
Clow. What need he do that, when he makes me his instrument to tempt others.
Foro. Thou canst not chuse but utter thy rare good parts; thou wast an excellent baud I acknowledge.
Clow. Well, and what I have done that way, I will spare to speak of all you and I have done sir, and though we should—
Foro. We will for England, that's for certain.
Clow. We shall never want there.
Foro. Want? their Court of Wards shall want money first: for I profess my self Lord Paramount over fools a[n]d madfolkes.
Clow. Do but store your self with lyes enough against you come thither.