Lap. Yes, a poor couple here,
That serve to thrust in wild-Fowl.
1 Gent. Heralds Arms,
Symbols of Gentry, Sir: you know my meaning;
They've been shewn and seen.
Lap. They have.
1 Gen. I fex have they.
Lap. Why I confess, at my wives instigation once,
(As Women love these Heralds kickshawes naturally)
I bought 'em: but what are they think you? puffs.
1 Gent. Why, that's proper to your name being Lapet.
Which is La fart, after the English Letter.
Lap. The Herald, Sir, had much adoe to find it.
1 Gent. And can you blame him?
Why, 'tis the only thing that puzles the devil.
Lap. At last he lookt upon my name agen,
And having well compar'd it, this he gave me,
The two Cholliques playing upon a wind Instrument.
1 Gent. An excellent proper one; but I pray tell me,
How does he express the Cholliques?
They are hard things.