“’Tis here the law, good sir, with us Corinthians,

If we see anybody in the market-place

Forever making showy purchases, to ask

On what he lives? By doing what? And then if he

Has capital of which the income balances

The outlay, to permit him to enjoy his mode

Of life. But if it turns out that beyond his means

He’s spending money, they shut down on this forthwith,

And if he disobeys, impose a fine. And if

A man, possessing nothing, lives expensively