"'I am, sor.'
"'Wid geraniums in the winder?'
"'Yes, sor.'
"'Red?' he says.
"'No, white,' I says.
"'On the north side of the Square?
"'No,' I says, 'on the south.'
"'My God! Fin,' he says, 'ye left her in the wrong house!'"
It was I who shook the boat this time.
"Oh, ye needn't laugh, sor; it was no laughin' matter. I got me five bob, but I lost His Lordship's custom, and I didn't dare go near Cadogan Square for a month."